1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:07,140 Moving is rated one of the most dreadful life experiences, right along with 2 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:09,120 divorce. But I was crushing both. 3 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:13,820 I found a new place closer to the hospital, and Elliot and I were finally 4 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:14,539 getting along. 5 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:17,300 And I think you should proceed with the radioembolization. 6 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:19,580 Yeah, and I agree with Dr. Reed. She's the best. 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,800 I am. 8 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,360 Rushing it at being divorced? 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,180 I think we're in the honeymoon phase of our failed marriage. 10 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:30,420 It's amazing that we can agree on a treatment plan for a guy's liver mass. 11 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:33,880 we were married, we could not order a pizza together. Yeah, and now you can 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,500 scarf down as much disgusting ham and hot fruit pizza as you want. 13 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,040 Just ordered Hawaiian on the weekend? 14 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,940 What'd you do? Well, since I have Ollie next weekend, I finally put his bed 15 00:00:42,940 --> 00:00:44,620 together. I've actually become quite handy. 16 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,340 I think it was a slight concussion. I blacked out for a bit. But when I 17 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:54,580 came to, the whole thing had been put together. 18 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:58,120 It's okay. It's not like I had anything better to do. Oh, I get it. When Ollie's 19 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,340 with you, I feel a little bit lonely, too. I mean, throwing a bottle of 20 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:02,360 Chardonnay and I am just holding the dog and crying. 21 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,560 You have a dog now? 22 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,279 It's the neighbors. 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,580 Ah. If you want to do something fun instead of tragic, I'm going to a rave 24 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:08,579 Friday with my friend. 25 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:10,340 Maybe I should try something like that. 26 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,460 I'm in. Okay, we'll pick you up at midnight. 27 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:13,860 Midnight at night? 28 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,280 I'm out. 29 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:21,210 Hey. Are you okay, Amara? Because I got a text that said run over here right 30 00:01:21,210 --> 00:01:21,829 damn now. 31 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:24,550 Yeah, I told Deshauna this wasn't an emergency and we shouldn't say that, so 32 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:25,750 took my phone and texted you with it. 33 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:26,970 Nishes get stitches. 34 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:30,690 They do. These medical interns keep dumping patients on us like the surgical 35 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:34,030 department is their daycare. Do we look like the babysitter's club to you? 36 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:39,370 Kinda, yeah. Look, guys, surgical and medical have always had beef, so figure 37 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:41,690 that out on your own. Okay, but hold on. No, no. 38 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,280 We're not going to do that. I have patients texting me, and I have three 39 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,580 daughters texting me about money and rides to soccer and more money. 40 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,460 Four daughters texting me. 41 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,080 And I got a wife who's picked up extra shifts and says I need to help out more 42 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,120 at home. What I don't need right now is two more females tricking me into 43 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,500 running my ass off and getting more steps than I need. 44 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,680 Got me all sweaty down. 45 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:05,620 I told you we shouldn't say that. 46 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,240 Hey, Bubba. 47 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,320 You know how I love and respect all women, right? 48 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:13,460 Are there any women up in here? There's a pretty gal upstairs, but I haven't had 49 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:14,540 the courage to say hello yet. 50 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:18,680 Well, don't. I'm so sick of the women in my life, J .D. How come each and every 51 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,240 one of them is trying to get me to do something? 52 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,120 Don't look at me. I was team vasectomy. 53 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:26,340 Worst part about it is, because Carla's working so much, I can't even ask for a 54 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:28,020 little something -something in return, if you know what I mean. 55 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,300 Sex? Yeah, J .D. 56 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,680 Sex. Well done. 57 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,700 She used to get worked up by Bridgerton. 58 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:37,520 But the new season doesn't come out for another year. Spring 2027. 59 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:38,900 Just so worn out. 60 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,000 Man, I've missed this. 61 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,520 You and me just getting real about life. 62 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:47,520 Let's turn this place into our feelings dojo. I want to order a loveseat, 63 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,520 candles, and two cozy weighted blankets on Amazon. 64 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:51,780 There's so many choices. 65 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:56,580 Are we thinking faux fur or Sherpa fleece? Bro, I'm thinking I live with a 66 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:58,040 of women. Let's get a poker table. 67 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,500 Turk, you beautiful bald bastard. That's it. 68 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:06,170 We'll do a poker night like in the old days. That's what I'm saying. This is 69 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:10,470 start of a whole new chapter for me. No more sad sack. Full on fun sack. 70 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:15,670 That's what I'm talking about, right? We're going to turn this place into a 71 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:18,070 brojo. A brojo. 72 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:19,470 Here we go, y 'all. 73 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:23,550 I'm never going home. It gets even better. It does? 74 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:24,728 I got a roommate. 75 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:25,730 What? 76 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:28,350 Joey! 77 00:03:36,490 --> 00:03:40,070 I'm your new neighbor, T .G. I was just telling Turk about you. 78 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:41,390 What you watching? 79 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:46,630 I can't do this all on my own. No, I know. 80 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:48,230 I'm no Superman. 81 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:53,410 I'm no Superman. 82 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:57,730 I gotta say, Sacred Heart seems like a completely different place. 83 00:03:58,370 --> 00:04:01,190 For example, some employees aren't even human. 84 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:02,810 Morning, little supply bot! 85 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,190 The janitor likes me. Morning, Chief. 86 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:08,210 Morning. You're in for poker tonight, right? 87 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:09,329 Oh, you bet. 88 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,850 I'm skipping my daughter's play to be there. Oh, don't do that. 89 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:17,050 Oh, it's fine. She's 25, and it's waiting for Godot. Oh, more like waiting 90 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:18,050 home, am I right? 91 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:20,610 You get me. We get each other. 92 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:24,230 I should probably learn his name. 93 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:28,030 As for the interns, instead of getting pushed into burnout, they're now pushed 94 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:31,090 into mental health. Hey, Sibby, why a wellness room? 95 00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:33,000 I'm so happy you asked. 96 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:39,380 Nobody asked. Research shows, drumroll, that activities such as meditation and 97 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:43,060 block building help reduce stress. She wants us to play with blocks. 98 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:49,000 Apparently. The room is now open for organized relaxation. 99 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Can we go now? 100 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,540 Yeah, get the hell out. 101 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,420 But some things never change. 102 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:58,540 Turk and I were hanging like old times. Too cheap. 103 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,240 We're all set, bro. 104 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,940 Once I feed the kids, I'm going to take them to practice and I'm going to drop 105 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:04,940 them off at sleepovers. 106 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:08,980 Carla has a shift at urgent care, but that gives me a four -hour window for 107 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,120 poker party. Come on! 108 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,980 Did someone say poker? 109 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,799 I'm in. 110 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,620 Sorry, Hooch, I actually don't have a seat for you. 111 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:18,020 Oh, I wasn't asking. 112 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,880 I'll bring the bean. 113 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:25,640 Hooch is legitimately crazy. Out of his damn mind. 114 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:29,750 Hey! Did you really just dump another patient on us? Okay, first of all, he 115 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:33,310 spiked a fever. Okay, that means you medheads have to admit him. Just because 116 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:36,050 you talk with your hands doesn't make it okay. Okay, first of all, bring your 117 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:40,510 hands down. And the age -old battle between surgical and medical rages on. 118 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:42,970 Check out our kids having their first fight. 119 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,190 Should we fire up our parental voices? Yep. 120 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:48,390 Okay, kids, shut down. That's enough. Don't make us turn this whole hospital 121 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,330 around. He'll do it. Get over here. Get over here. Right now. 122 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,030 Deshana, I saw that. 123 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,350 These photos are sick. 124 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:59,630 Did you wear your scrub the entire time you were in Ibiza? I partied at night, 125 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:02,450 but during the day I did help little kids with dysentery. 126 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:03,910 Ibiza has everything. 127 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:05,790 Take me back. 128 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:10,930 Okay, wait, let's follow each other. Okay, Dr. Selfie, not exactly what I 129 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:12,070 by take it away. 130 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:16,710 Oh, okay, well, sorry. This is Mr. Nichols. He's 27. He's admitted with 131 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:20,550 fainting, bleeding gums, and bruising, and he's asking us to accommodate his 132 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:23,870 special diet. Oh, of course. Are you vegan, vegetarian, gluten -free? 133 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,290 Tarzan. What now? 134 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:28,370 He's talking about the Tarzan diet. It's like all over TikTok. 135 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:30,750 All organic, low carbs, maximum protein. 136 00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:35,390 He has a whole page devoted to it. Check out this video. He's crushing a 14 egg 137 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:36,550 omelet. Like what? 138 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:42,690 That was actually insane, brah. It's doctor, brah. And that's probably why he 139 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:44,530 passed out at the gym. You need more than protein. 140 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:48,770 The Tarzan diet is how our ancestors ate. I'm surprised I have to explain 141 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:49,770 to a doctor. 142 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,280 My ancestors weren't Tarzan. Tarzan is a fictional character. 143 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:56,260 I wouldn't be so sure. They did make a movie about his life. 144 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,020 Oh, I love this room, Vivi. 145 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,000 When I was an intern, all we had for stress relief was crying in the supply 146 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,860 closet. Oh, well, I learned all these techniques at a seminar. 147 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:11,120 But I guess I got bed bugs at an airport motel for nothing because the interns 148 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,120 don't want to come in here. 149 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,160 They think I'm weird. 150 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:16,540 You're not weird. 151 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,600 Thanks. I'm going to ring the affirmation gong now. 152 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:29,040 Do I have to stay here until that ends? Yeah, don't talk. 153 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:33,540 This feud between medical and surgical has been going on since we were interns 154 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:38,000 and long before that. But it all ends today. As your chief of surgery and your 155 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,260 chief of medicine, we are going to show you how to consult on a patient 156 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:44,740 together. Today, med and surge merge. 157 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,780 You guys don't charge me per doctor, do you? No, Mr. Johnson, this is a teaching 158 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:51,560 hospital. Oh, cool. 159 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,620 I have a new kid at home. Could you please keep me alive? 160 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:58,860 Yes, we will, Daryl. Mr. Johnson is presenting with lower right quadrant 161 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,080 Let's examine the patient. 162 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,440 Okay, you go first. I think that you're going to teach me something maybe I 163 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,720 don't know. I'd love to show you something, but I think that you might be 164 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,640 to show me. I knew what they were trying to say. 165 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:13,560 I would enjoy if the two of us removed our clothing and smushed all over each 166 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,710 other. I'm aware of that and have similar feelings, which is why I 167 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:18,230 laugh too hard at your mediocre jokes. 168 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:19,570 May I have this dance? 169 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:23,550 Oh, my God. 170 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:27,790 D -Train, put a minute on the clock, please. Thank you. Let's show these 171 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:28,790 how it's done. 172 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:32,909 He has rebound tinnitus. I'm thinking appendicitis. And based on medical's 173 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:35,950 complete history and physical, we noted a productive cough and thick pneumonia. 174 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:39,590 Although my surgical expertise is being questioned, I welcome it because it's 175 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:42,110 best for the patient. Let's run some tests. Time. 15 seconds. 176 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:46,830 Damn. That's how we do. Yeah, that was way more impressive than whatever this 177 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:47,830 was. 178 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,090 It's the med -surge merge. 179 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:51,590 Yeah. 180 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:53,970 Oh, good. 181 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:57,870 I was just going to buzz you guys. Can you switch my IV so I can work my other 182 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,030 arm? How about instead we work on getting you healthy, okay? 183 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,880 Mr. Nichols, your 21st century TikTok diet has given you one of the oldest 184 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,020 diseases known to man. 185 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,360 You have scurvy. 186 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,480 That's crazy, because I'm incredibly healthy. 187 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,160 You'll get it from malnutrition. 188 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:22,300 Scurvy can lead to tooth loss, bleeding eyes, and heart failure. Or it could 189 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:26,620 not, because it's also a super easy fix, right, Dr. Reed? Correct. Dr. Tosh, you 190 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:30,320 need to add citrus fruits to your diet. Which could be super fun. And hello, 191 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:34,180 farmer's market, right? You could be like the hottest guy there. Plus, all 192 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:36,120 girls at the farmer's market are super liberated. 193 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,700 You know what I mean? 194 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:41,240 I can't maintain 6 % body fat eating fruit. 195 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,820 You do you, Tarzan. 196 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,600 Oh, one tip, though. Might be tough to tear into a steak with only four teeth. 197 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,800 You don't strike me as the poker type. You seem like a Bananagrams guy. 198 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:02,440 Blake, my boy, there's a whole lot you don't know about me. Watch these hands. 199 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:07,120 Done a whole lot of dancing on the green felt. My old poker nights with Dr. 200 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,780 Turk were pretty crazy. 201 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,020 Damn, that's what I'm talking about! 202 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,140 Hey, play my song. 203 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:24,380 Those were some of the best times of my life. 204 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:28,700 Sibby, hey, girl. You know how to throw them cards? 205 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,120 Poker night, tonight, my house. You in? 206 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,760 Poker? 207 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,400 No, I don't gamble. 208 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,060 What's the game? Five card stud, Texas Hold 'em. What's the buy -in? Are there 209 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,700 buybacks, cash game, or winner takes all? 210 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,260 No, I don't gamble. 211 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:51,940 I'm sorry. I need to go make a phone call to the... She'll 212 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:52,659 be there. 213 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:53,660 Yes, she will. 214 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,260 I feel sorry for him. 215 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,400 I feel sorry for us. 216 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:06,000 You're a doctor. I've been a doctor for 20 years. He goes like this for 30 217 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,280 seconds on the toilet, and suddenly he knows more than us. I mean, we're just 218 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:13,540 trying to help him. I know, but every patient in here uses their phone for 219 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,600 medical advice. It's kind of the world now. 220 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,340 And Sam, I don't like you enabling patients like that. 221 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:23,300 So when we're rounding, I don't want to hear or see your social media. Phones 222 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,820 are turning people into brain -dead idiots. 223 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:26,700 I'm not a brain -dead idiot. 224 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,420 No, of course you're not. 225 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:32,990 I'd like to take you seriously as a doctor, and right now I'm not sure 226 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:33,990 given me a reason to. 227 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:39,410 Dr. Turk, now, I'm not sure how things worked in the 1900s, but you can't make 228 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:42,750 interns do personal stuff. To you, it looks like you're helping me pack snacks 229 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:47,930 for my kids' softball game, but secretly, I am teaching you a profound 230 00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:48,930 life lesson. 231 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,470 Okay, you're just making this up as you go along, aren't you? 232 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:55,330 Lesson one, always think on your feet. Well done, Deshauna. You want kids? 233 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,590 I do, but... 234 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,240 Like most women surgeons, I'm freezing my eggs. Okay, well, before you hit the 235 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,440 frost on those bad boys, just know this is what your life is going to look like. 236 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:07,120 Surgeons are much different than medical. We're always on call. 237 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:11,260 And every time you run out that door, someone's always disappointed. 238 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,180 Damn. Well, so how do you make it all work? 239 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,040 Oh, well, you don't. 240 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:21,840 Like right now, my best friend wants me at poker night, but Carla's shift just 241 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,340 got canceled and she wants me home. 242 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,650 I bet you miss these, Papi. I mean, she really wants me home. 243 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,270 Okay, yeah, I think this lesson is done. 244 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:34,010 No, not so fast, young Padawan. There's one last thing no surgeon likes to do, 245 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,110 but we do it anyway. 246 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:37,570 Give bad news. 247 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:42,270 Dr. Turk's wife sent him some freaky pictures and now he's not going to be a 248 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:46,130 poker. He said he will, quote, be hitting that. I'm sorry for your loss. 249 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,420 Aces over Aces. You know what that... I mean, fool. 250 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:01,620 Can we deal the next hand, please? 251 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:06,560 Just serve the dip, bitch. 252 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:07,860 Oh, man. 253 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,620 Hey, I drank too much. Is it okay if I crash here? 254 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,120 That's definitely going to be a no. 255 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:18,760 When Kirk had sex after a dry patch, he wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be 256 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,760 signs. 257 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,380 Good morning, sacred heart. 258 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,340 Scratches for everybody. If I get lucky, you get lucky. Scratcher for you. 259 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,780 Scratcher for you. 260 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:33,180 Oh, Francois Dubois, scratcher for you. Thank you, King. Yes, Queen. 261 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,980 Here you go, scratcher for you, Miss Sibby. 262 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,220 I need a win. I need a win. 263 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,860 Thanks for nothing. 264 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,140 Hey, Blake, lean back. 265 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,800 I'm going to make it rain. 266 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,280 Scratcher, scratcher, scratcher, scratcher, scratcher. 267 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:51,140 Hey, how's it going? Something tells me you got lucky last night. 268 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,670 You know a brother don't kiss and tell, but after the, yeah. 269 00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,750 How'd it go last night? I'm sorry I had to bail. Just like the good old days. 270 00:13:58,950 --> 00:13:59,950 Really? No. 271 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,170 I'm in the hole, man. 272 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:04,870 Please don't flip it. It's brand new. It's behind me. 273 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,730 You gotta live with your legs, baby. No, no, no. No. 274 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,930 So Sibby tried to flip a table? Damn. 275 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:14,370 Yeah. Your next poker night's gonna be amazing because I'm gonna be there. 276 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,099 cool, right? 277 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,100 Turk's your best friend. 278 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:19,620 You can tell him how you really feel. I can't believe you had an intern tell me. 279 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,540 This was supposed to be the start of a new chapter of my life, and you 280 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:23,540 me. 281 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,840 That's what you get. 282 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:27,940 Yeah, we're cool. 283 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,540 Oh, I didn't know you were a religious. 284 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,180 Oh, no, I'm not. I found this in a patient's room. I'm using it to hide my 285 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,079 phone. Dr. 286 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,320 Reed is, like, all over me about it, but I have this feeling there's something 287 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,920 else wrong with a patient, so I'm doing a deep dive on his socials. 288 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,500 I think that's really great, Tosh. 289 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:49,420 I've read that book. He dies and comes back in the end. Amara, we gotta go. 290 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,340 I was pissed at Turk, but I still had to set a great example for our interns. 291 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,380 We're still waiting for the chest CT, but the initial CRX confirms that Daryl 292 00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:02,100 here has pneumonia, like I thought, and not appendicitis, like Dr. Turk 293 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:06,160 mistakenly thought. But that's okay, because I always have his back, even 294 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,160 he doesn't have mine. 295 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,260 Okay. 296 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:12,060 What Dr. Dorian is trying to say is we don't have to cut you. Unlike his words, 297 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:15,860 which I believe were meant to cut me. No, that's a first. A surgeon diagnosed 298 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:16,940 something correctly. 299 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,340 Medical, roll out. 300 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,080 Hey, let me borrow it real quick. 301 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,260 I'll pray for you. 302 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960 Dr. Turk, my phone. 303 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,740 Yeah, this changes really hard on both of us. But you've got to figure out your 304 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,740 new normal. 305 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,140 What's that about? Nothing, just Dr. Selfie being more interested in DMing 306 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,960 patients than diagnosing them. Dr. 307 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,180 Selfie? Starting to sound a little like Dr. 308 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,379 Cox. 309 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,000 Dr. Cox was hard on me, but he taught us how to do things the right way. He also 310 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,660 called you Barbie and undermined your confidence for years. 311 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,660 Don't you remember how that made you feel? 312 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,120 She's really smart. 313 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,700 I mean, keep an eye on her, but give her a chance to do it her way. 314 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:13,130 Okay, let's do this. Now I need to handle my own drama with a little 315 00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:17,530 Do people actually know you learned that at magic camp? I didn't go to magic 316 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:21,190 camp, Turk. I went to Chris Angel's sleight of hand symposium for wooing 317 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:22,810 Look, 318 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:25,210 it sucks you blew off my poker night for sex. 319 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,930 I needed to be with Carla. 320 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:31,250 Things are hard for me, J .D. Work, marriage, kids. I got a lot of pressure. 321 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,630 Takes a lot out of me to keep it all going. 322 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:34,970 Dr. Reed. 323 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,800 I know you said no phones and you're probably going to call me Dr. Selfie 324 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:42,520 No, I won't. Go ahead. Show me. The stuff on Logan's page is really 325 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:44,780 You see that? 326 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:49,940 I used to be that fat loser. And I would rather die than go back to being him. 327 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:55,480 So this is post after post like this? 328 00:16:55,860 --> 00:17:00,420 Yeah. This isn't just about some fad diet. I think it could be some kind of 329 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,420 eating disorder. 330 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,560 You're right. 331 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,460 He's so obsessed with healthy eating, it's become a compulsion and made him 332 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,439 sick. 333 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,180 It could be orthorexia, and I missed it. 334 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,020 That was a really good catch, Dr. Tosh. 335 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:17,780 Honestly, I'm just, I'm tired of hearing how overwhelmed you are by your big, 336 00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:22,000 happy family and your wife that loves you when I spend half my time completely 337 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,579 alone. I wish that I had your problems. 338 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,920 You sure about that? Because I never get to be alone. 339 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,520 Last week, I got stuck in the stairwell. I didn't call for help. I just stood 340 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,520 there at ease. 341 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,620 So yeah, maybe I'd love just a little of your problems. 342 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,360 Radiology called up. It's about your pneumonia patient. 343 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,280 One of the things that didn't change about this place is that it has a way of 344 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,320 bringing people back together. 345 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,580 Orthorexia is a relatively new eating disorder. 346 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,140 We're going to help you get through this. 347 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,660 Unfortunately, sometimes it's the hard moments that mend us. 348 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,400 So the pain was mimicking appendicitis due to the shared neural pain pathways. 349 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,620 But it turned out to be a post -obstructive pneumonia caused by that 350 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:07,620 mass. 351 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,160 So Daryl has lung cancer. 352 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,800 He just had a baby. 353 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,220 It's so awful. 354 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,660 So who's going to tell him? 355 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,980 Surgical or medical? 356 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:27,280 When things like this happen, we suddenly see everything just a bit 357 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:38,090 Tell Nora Uncle JD says I hope she hits a home run. All those things that felt 358 00:18:38,090 --> 00:18:42,110 overwhelming, with a little perspective, suddenly feel like a gift. 359 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,249 You want to come? 360 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:47,230 I mean, there's a divorced mom who drinks Chardonnay out of a Stanley cup 361 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:50,430 wears no bra. I'm pretty sure you two will hit it off. Sounds like a great 362 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,730 mistake. Maybe another time. 363 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:53,230 You know what? Give her my number. 364 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,329 Already did. 365 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,289 See you tomorrow? 366 00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:56,290 Yeah, man. 367 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,800 And too much time alone feels like an opportunity to be there for someone 368 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,380 Oh, hey, Dr. Dorian. 369 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,620 Hey. This week sucked. 370 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,920 I'm getting hammered. 371 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 You win? 372 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:14,340 Sure. 373 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,760 I don't have anything else going on. 374 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,759 Appletini's on me. 375 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,960 Oh, I will not be having that. But if you are catching a check, let's go. 376 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,160 I've never tried an Appletini before. 377 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:25,720 I've never finished a whole drink before. 378 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,520 Well, I hope you two like older women, because tonight you're hooking up with 379 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,520 Granny Smith. 380 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:36,230 Okay, now everybody, take it slow. I ordered these easy on the teeny, but the 381 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:38,510 sugar in these things can still make you look crazy. 382 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:42,130 Thanks for buying, Dr. Dorian. I'm a little late till my next paycheck. 383 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:45,050 Hey, what do you guys got there? 384 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,590 Is there an eight ball, nine ball? 385 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:48,790 Damn, am I in a city? 386 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:52,990 Okay, just one for me, then I got a date with my couch and a little movie star 387 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:53,990 named Sandra Bullock. 388 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,570 I know they're just kids, but it's nice to find a little community. 389 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:09,270 The best part is they have no idea just how bad an Appletini hangover is. 390 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,330 Pinky out. Little slow sips.